COWS

Cows.

Scary story.

Well Have you ever gone on a walk at night. Trying to find some creepers to make dynamite?

Well I have. Anyway, I was out on a walk all equipped with my silver armor, and my gold sword.

I saw a figure in the background. I thought it was a zombie. Those that make "grsh." noises?

Yeah those ones. So I wanted some feathers. (for some reason.)

So I turned up my volume to the max. (So I could hear the "grsh" sounds clearer.)

Well I was walking up to it. When suddenly a cow comes from behind and Mooooo's it's ass off

on my face. I flinched so hard that I had to mute everything.

Thanks cows :P

(Although afterwards I ate it hehehe.)